MEN’S RULES

Shalom.a quick post for women out there.hahahaha.selamat petang sabtu!please note ….these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE.

1.  Saturday……sports..

1.  Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.Yes i'm serious.haha

1.  Crying is blackmail.Please don't cry.It can be so irritating. =P

1.  Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one ;

-        subtle hints do not work

-        strong hints do not work

-        obvious hints do not work

-        JUST SAY IT

1.  Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.No biggies.

1.  If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.You can't cope with the truth.hehe

1.  If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways make you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1.  You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, NOT BOTH. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1.  Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.What we need is actually a GPS.No nagging,pretty please?

1.  All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.What is Beige?A cotton candy?

1.  If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing’, we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1.  If you ask a question you don’t want an answer, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.This is not "Ask, and Ye Shall Receive.Ye Have Not, Because Ye Ask Not"

1.  When we have to go somewhere, everything you wear is fine, Really.

1.  You have enough clothes.And a bigger wardrobe.

1.  You have too many shoes.And a bigger shoe rack.

1.   I am in shape. Round is a shape.

till then sayangku...lalalala~~~